When you’re dead….
“When you’re dead” She said with a straight face, calmly eating her breakfast.
“When you’re dead..”
“when I’m dead? You want me dead?!”
“Noooo, when you’re an old granny and then you’re dead, and daddy is an old granny and he’s dead”
“Then I’m be bigger”, And here she began to smile, ” I can watch Barbie life in the dream house as much as I want”
Cue big grin.
Yeah, she knows those are the only conditions that will allow her watch that show in this house.
Kind of weird though, your child nearly longing excitedly for your death.
That’s a bit of an “over my dead body” (not in so many words) one in my house too 🙂
At the very least, I hope your dead body isn’t thought about as much as mine is here.
Oh dear, I guess at least that is one of the tamer things to have as an “over my dead body” condition; maybe keep an eye on her though, that Barbie one can be persuasive!
In fairness she’s been really good at sticking to the rules. Hasn’t fought them once, but she’s obviously thinking about it a LOT :-€